A cargo plane is in
| Political jokes
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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What do you call a bird that
| Bird jokes
What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
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A young couple drove several miles down a
| Marriage jokes
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they a
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On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’ One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!