What are a parrot's favourite literary
| Bird jokes
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to
| Military jokes
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.
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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
| Christmas jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
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What do you call two
| Food jokes
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
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One day, two guys were driving
| Car and train jokes
One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing
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John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent. His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?’ ‘No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.