Two men were knocking in nails to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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The Army Airborne major was used to
| Military jokes
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there's no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,' the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, because they pa
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Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
| Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
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A young family moved into a
| Humor jokes
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She h
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who
| Dirty jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?'
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.