How many architects does it take to change a

yo mama so fat she has seat belts

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred

| Car and train jokes

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con

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What can you say about Ham Burger and

| Burger jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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Three Pastors from the south were having

| Religious jokes

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.