How did the octopus lovers walk down the

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!

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Q: How many PA's does

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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One ant was running across an unopened box of

| Insect jokes

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'.

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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar

| Ethnic jokes

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.

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What lights up a football stadium?

| Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium? A football match!

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.