Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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The local courtroom was packed
| Marriage jokes
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make his client appear more sympathetic to the Judge, especially s
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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
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How come the giant Ape climbed up
| Gorilla jokes
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to
| Hunting jokes
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faith
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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, ” My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen.” “Oh, no,” the manager quickly replied. “The bathtub falls through the living room.”