A man was given the job of painting the white

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.

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Melburn was strolling along downtown

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Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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Q: Why do blonde's

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Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.

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A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”