Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
| Sport jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life
| Accountant jokes
There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her sou
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What's grey, stands in a river when it
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, “Could you read my palm?” He shows his hand to her, and she says, “But…I can’t read your hand.” “Why?” the man asks. “I don’t understand your handwriting,” the woman replies.