Son: I can't go to school today.
| School jokes
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
| Music jokes
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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Wife: Who
| Marriage jokes
Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a
| Old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street
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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”