A friend was in front of me coming out of
| Religious jokes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Arm
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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Where are most fish found ?
| Fishing jokes
Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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During my stay at an expensive hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, "I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50
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You're a big internet fan, arn't
| Internet jokes
You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
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Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!