A college friend was going to meet a young
| College jokes
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."
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A drunk gets
| Dirty jokes
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
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How many psychiatrists
| Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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What's brown and furry on the inside and
| King Kong jokes
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !