Why did the angel lose her job?

A couple was having a

| Money jokes

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

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What did one chicken say to the other after they

| Bird jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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After hearing that one of the patients

| Mental health jokes

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're r

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A man's car stalled on a country

| Farmer jokes

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer hi

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A father and his small son were standing in front

| Zoo jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?"

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Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.