A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets

Q: What did one math book say to the

| School jokes

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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You're a big Internet fan aren't

| Internet jokes

You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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Did you hear about the depressed horse?

| Horse jokes

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

| Face jokes

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!

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Q: Why was the

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?” “So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies. The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?” GOD says, “So they would love you!”