A cattleman from West

How did the blonde

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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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I walked into a bar the

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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An auditor is checking the books of

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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. "It was late at night' says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings." "I'm sorry," says the audit

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First cave man to 2nd cave

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First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

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A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.” “The gatekeeper replied, “First of all, I’m not Saint Peter and second, you really don’t know where you are at all, do you ?”