First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

| Insect jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put

| School jokes

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out

| Various animal jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

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The General went out to find that none of his

| Military jokes

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10

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Why did the artist put on a show of

| Horse jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn’t turn a hair! Second boy: I’m not surprised – your dad’s bald!