A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
| Pig jokes
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
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Q: Did you know that the three wise men
| Firefighter jokes
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
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Why was George Washington buried at
| Dead and dying jokes
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !
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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.