A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
| Ethnic jokes
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border P
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room'
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Did you hear about that guy
| Religious jokes
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
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Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!