Q: How many Democrats does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
| Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Worthless Son In Law
| Vietnamese
""I can't believe my terrible fate,"" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied ""My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn't know how to drink or gamble."" ""Then what's the problem?"" they asked. ""You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn't drink or
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Both of my marriages have been
| Marriage jokes
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !