What do ghosts watch if they want to

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was

| Old age jokes

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothi

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I heard that

| Computer jokes

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!

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Be

| Blonde jokes

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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You're trapped in a room with a tiger,

| Lawyer jokes

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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What is a baby elephant after he is five

| Elephant jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!