Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

How do thunderstorms invest their

| Money jokes

How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets'

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Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher

| Ethnic jokes

Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough

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What girl's name is like a letter?

| Letter jokes

What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

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What do toads drink ?

| Frog jokes

What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

| Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !