Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
| Mental health jokes
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try som
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Did you hear about the UCLA track
| College jokes
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
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Why did God create a man before
| Men jokes
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
| Space jokes
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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Wheres the car? asked Professor
| Car and train jokes
Wheres the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !