Young woman sat down in small
| Restaurant jokes
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a hamburger please." "Burger!" she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. "Make that well done." Waitres turned away again. "Torture it!" she yelled.
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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
| Weather jokes
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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What is the best way to talk to a
| Vampire jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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What is the difference between the
| Political jokes
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !