What's the best way to catch a fish?
| Fishing jokes
What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting
| Money jokes
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."
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You know the
| Marriage jokes
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
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The Judge said to the defendant.
| Police jokes
The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
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What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !