What do you call a rich frog?

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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What kind of typewriters do vampires like?

| Vampire jokes

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the

| Computer jokes

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

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What do you say to a naked pig?

| Pig jokes

What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."

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What do confused owls say?

| Bird jokes

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.