A doctor and a nurse were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
| Waiter jokes
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
| School jokes
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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Q1: What vehicle does
| Dinosaur jokes
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
| Ethnic jokes
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time
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What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.