What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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Q: How many military information officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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What game do little cows like to play?
| Cow jokes
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
| Police jokes
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.