Mum: From now on your going to have free
| Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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What are you doing?
| Dead and dying jokes
What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
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What did King Kong say when he saw the
| King Kong jokes
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
| Political jokes
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you
| Music jokes
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? “Hey, what’s eating you?”