Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But
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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
| Fishing jokes
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !