What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
| Ghost jokes
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
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What does the hungry monster get after he's
| Monster jokes
What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
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Policeman: Why did you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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What does an Australian witch
| Witch jokes
What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. ‘Would you like a cherry on the top ?’ asked the waitress. ‘No, thanks,’ said the girl, ‘I’m on a diet !