Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
| Humor jokes
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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If a fly has no wings
| Answer me this jokes
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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What kind of phone makes music?
| Telephone jokes
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
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Pilot: Tower, please call me
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
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The cross eyed judge looked at the three
| Judge jokes
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.
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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!