Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day
| Sport jokes
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What's so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is impossible to lose!" "Wow!", said Tom,
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A tourist, visiting a small town in
| Accountant jokes
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a
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How can you tell who is the head
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.
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Where do footballers dance ?
| Sport jokes
Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
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What did the bee say to the flower ?
| Insect jokes
What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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What is a knight’s favourite fish? A swordfish!