A man took his Rottweiler to the
| Dog jokes
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just
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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
| Hunting jokes
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
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Three blondes are
| Dirty jokes
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
| Political jokes
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.
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What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !