When Bernard got fired from his last job they
| Business jokes
When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company car, and even give back his ulcer!
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
| Dirty jokes
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.
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A husband was trying to prove to his wife
| Men jokes
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
| Sport jokes
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
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Where do lightning bolts go on
| Weather jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !