To whom do fish go to borrow money ?

A bus stops and this old lady gets off and

| Dirty jokes

A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus com

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a

| Music jokes

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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I love the lines men use to get us into bed.

| Dirty jokes

I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

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A lone tourist who is passing through the

| Farmer jokes

A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of

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To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !