Q. Where do

How do you make a milkshake?

| Cow jokes

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -

| Cat jokes

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

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Two shoe salespeople were

| Salesmen jokes

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, tel

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk

| School jokes

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !

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Which bird ran for President?

| Bird jokes

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot

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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed’