Q. What is the difference between a fish and a

A person is in the hospital and asked his

| Lawyer jokes

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the

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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!

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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from

| Old age jokes

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anythin

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip

| Various animal jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a

| Food jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an

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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can’t tuna fish.