Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
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Where do footballers dance ?
| Sport jokes
Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
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Which villains steal soap from the bath?
| Bath jokes
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
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The local sheriff was looking
| Police jokes
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
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What do you call a snake that informs the police
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they’re fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said “Gee Bob, I didn’t know you had it in you!” Bob then replies ” It’s the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years.”