What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
| Weather jokes
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
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What did the parrot say when he was using the
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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The teacher asked Simon to say his name
| Children jokes
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied
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How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !