Have you
| Bus jokes
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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Teacher: Why are you picking your
| School jokes
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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There are three kinds of
| Accountant jokes
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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Pat and Mike were walking down the
| Religious jokes
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murph
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How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!