An Englishman,
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can su
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What should you do
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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What did the angry man sing
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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The man replied to the game warden, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?!” the warden replied. “Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home.” “That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!” The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, “Here, I’ll show you. It really works.” “O.K. I’ve GOT to see this!” The game warden was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, “Well?” “Well, what?” the man respond ed. “When are you going to call them back?” the game warden prompted. “Call who back?” the man asked. “The FISH” “What fish?” the man asked.