How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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Mama bear to Papa bear:
| Various animal jokes
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."
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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
| Fishing jokes
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
| Apple jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. “Let’s see yer fishin license, boy!” the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. “Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!” “Yes sir,” replied the young feller. “But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one…”