What did the fireman say when the church

Ole

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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the

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What's a cow's favorite moosical

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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Why were ancient Egyptian

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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#NAME?'t need lights.

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#NAME?'t need lights.

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Which is the meat patties' least favourite day

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Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? “Holy smoke!”