Miss DeAngelo was a
| Divorce jokes
Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her
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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
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Why won't the witch
| Pig jokes
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
| Zoo jokes
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn’t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said “that does it! I am going out to get me a deer.” Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked, “how did you get that?” The rookie replied, “I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck”. The captain then said, “I’ve had enough of this I am going to get my deer.” He came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, “how did you get that?” The captain replied, “I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.” The chief not wanting to be out done said “I am out of here, I am g oing to bag the biggest buck of the day.” He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, “what happened to you?” The chief replied, “I walked out there five hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train.”