With the divorce rate so high in America, a
| Divorce jokes
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!
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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
| Bicycle jokes
Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
| Fishing jokes
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
| College jokes
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, “What do you really want, Son?” The Son said, “A Mickey Mouse Outfit.” With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.