Why do Apes
| Gorilla jokes
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out
| Various animal jokes
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
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How do you make a
| Dance jokes
How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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After being away on business, Tim thought it
| King Kong jokes
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite
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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in. I’m a fire chief.” The angels replied, “You’ll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir.” While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said “CHIEF”. The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, “Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?” To which the angels replied, “You have it all wrong, sir. That’s God, he just thinks he’s a Fire Chief.”