Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
| Dirty jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
[ read more ]
Why are oranges like bells?
| Food jokes
Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.
[ read more ]
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
| Christmas jokes
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !
[ read more ]
Customer: Why is this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
[ read more ]
What is the meaning of
| Car and train jokes
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
[ read more ]
An agriculture student said to a farmer: “Your methods are too old fashioned. I won’t be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.” “I won’t be surprised either,” said the farmer, “this is an orange tree”.