An agriculture student said to a farmer: “Your

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to

| Dirty jokes

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

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Why are oranges like bells?

| Food jokes

Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the

| Christmas jokes

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !

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Customer: Why is this

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

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What is the meaning of

| Car and train jokes

What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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An agriculture student said to a farmer: “Your methods are too old fashioned. I won’t be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.” “I won’t be surprised either,” said the farmer, “this is an orange tree”.