A policeman pulls a man over
| Police jokes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glaz
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
| Burger jokes
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
| Lawyer jokes
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
| Cat jokes
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating her first.”