Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
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What is yellow and goes click-click?
| Beauty jokes
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:'
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What did
| Computer jokes
What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft'
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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on
| Monster jokes
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
| Criminal jokes
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
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Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.