Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

When can you count on a hamburger in an

| Burger jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown

| Car and train jokes

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirr

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with

| Mouse jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Son: Where are the Himalayas?

| Parent jokes

Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

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How many Buckeye

| College jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she’s stopped laughing her face is still smiling!