What do you call a snake that is trying to
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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Joe decides to take
| Sport jokes
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there s
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McAfee and Bracket were driving home
| Car and train jokes
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"
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What do you calll a woman that people sit on
| Women jokes
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you’re so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!